the pursuit of godliness

eastoftheatlantic:

As far as expression goes, Americans are, shall we say, generous with euphoria. 

Europeans? Not so much. Here are some handy translations that will help you fit into European society and not seem disingenuine or over(t)ly enthusiastic:

Scenario 1: Mild enthusiasm

Fact: I really like this cheese. I mean, from the little I know about cheese based on the meager cheese selection at the typical American grocery store.

In American: This cheese is amazing. Divine. 

In European: Oh, this? Yeah. It’s not bad.

Scenario 2: Enthusiasm

Fact: Mumford and Sons are great live. Actually, I’d venture to say they’re better performers than recording artists.

In American: HOLY CRAP did you see Mumford & Sons at AB? They were MINDblowing.

In European: Oh, them? Yeah. They’re OK.

Scenario 3: Beyond real

Fact: You see Justin Bieber get punched in the face by Will Ferrell in real life. This needs no commentary.

In American: WTFFORREALOMGDIDYOUSEETHAT?!?!?!?!

In European: Oh, that. Yeah. Cool, I guess.

But Americans, BE WARNED!!!! Europeans are not at all shy in expressing distaste, negativity, or cynicism. 

Scenario 4: Mild distaste

Fact: That cheese is straightup moldy. And not in a good way. I will probably get food poisoning from this.

In American: Oh, hm, yeah. It’s interesting.

In European: That’s inedible.

Scenario 5: Distaste

Fact: Someone says something unquestionably offensive.

In American: (nervous laughter, awkward smile)

In European: (straight up GLAAAARE)

Scenario 6: Out of this world unacceptable

Fact: You see some chick wearing UGGs and a short denim skirt.

In American: Um, yeah….that’s kind of problematic.

In European: WTF is wrong with you. NO.

On a final note, I like the American approach of limitless excitement over even the most mundane things. My European friends tell me that it leaves little room for the “actually awesome things.” But you know what? It gives life a sense of wonder.